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[pellameno]

[there is something of a personals ad on the bulletin board outside the mess hall:

One (1) clueless hermaphrodite and one (1) fail prince seeking an adviser/instructor in the ways of romance. Practical demonstrations welcome. Compensation to be discussed.the seekers in question are standing about the ad

Comments

[autovajin]

I'm the last person you should ask for advice.

[pellameno]

Well, I wasn't asking you in particular.

[autovajin]

Good, because I ruin my own love life without even trying.

[pellameno]

Oh? I might be able to help there. I might be clueless about romance, but I'm not bad with relationships.

[autovajin]

It's just my girlfriend; she likes to hit me because I was born with a bad mouth.

[pellameno]

...that doesn't sound so bad.

[autovajin]

It's always bad. I get hit for things that aren't my fault.

[pellameno]

Not your fault?

[autovajin]

It's not my fault that I was born like this, but every time I open my mouth she gets angry at me or she tries to pay me back by making spicy dishes.

[pellameno]

...alright, that doesn't seem quite healthy.

[autovajin]

It's not right! I can't cool it down no matter how much I blow on it.

[pellameno]

[...not what i meant but okay]

That's because the feeling of heat comes from a chemical.

[autovajin]

Either way, it sucks.

[pellameno]

Why do you think she gets so upset with you?

[autovajin]

Haven't got a clue. Must be my bad mouth or something.

[pellameno]

You seem alright to me.