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[aguidingoath]

*Today, on the last day of July, we say goodbye to the mistletoe… yet not goodbye to spectacles. For in fact, there is one approaching you- yes, just you, right now

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[andallthefixins]

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[aguidingoath]

Are you alright? I hope I didn't hurt anyone...

[andallthefixins]

[holy shit it's MICKEY MOUSE]

Ah, no, I'm alright...

[aguidingoath]

Good... seems like no-one gut hurt, then. Almost more than I dared hope for.

[robotwithacrush]

Ohhhhhhh! [a little robot that had been cowering at the approach of the... well, of all that... is now straightened up and clapping, clearly impressed]

[aguidingoath]

Oh! Hey there buddy... you're not hurt, are ya?

[robotwithacrush]

[twists around for a second to look himself over, lifts and wiggles a tread experimentally, then looks back up at you and shakes his head]

[aguidingoath]

Good. I'm glad it seems nobody got hurt then... can ya talk?

[herofirstclass]

. . . what the heck?

[aguidingoath]

Sorry. I lost control of my ship. Was anyone injured?

[herofirstclass]

[blinks . . . kneels down so he's not TOWERING over you]

It doesn't look like it! Are you alright?

[aguidingoath]

*Son I could spank you no matter your size.*

I'm alright, thanks. Guess that's one silver linin' to all this.

[takeme2urpants]

[Gun out, but curious]

State your name and intentions, sentient.

[aguidingoath]

... *Simply holds out his hands, eyes meeting yours directly and not a trace of anything but honest regret in his voice.*

Mickey Mouse, sir. It didn't mean to do all this, but when I escaped from the lake I was displaced by a spell, and ended up here. I tried to stop as soon as I could. If there are any injured, I'll help heal them as much as I can.

[takeme2urpants]

[...Holsters his gun]

Of course... this place is home to all kinds of people--I would be a fool if I were to judge you for something that was so clearly an accident. However, someone I care for lives in the lake from which you "escaped"--I don't imagine you know if she is all right?

[aguidingoath]

... You wouldn't be talkin' about Marcy, would ya?

[brownunder]

[OH MY GOD]

[aguidingoath]

*SECOND VERSE THE SAME AS FIRST: I'm just gonna interpret your staring as due to all the commotion I just caused.*

Sorry. Are you alright?

[brownunder]

Ah... no, I'm fine.

[I AM TALKING TO MICKEY MOUSEEEEEE]

[aguidingoath]

Alright. I guess I should introduce myself then, after makin' all that noise. The name's Mickey, Mickey Mouse. Nice to see ya, even if it's like this.