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[aguidingoath]

*Today, on the last day of July, we say goodbye to the mistletoe… yet not goodbye to spectacles. For in fact, there is one approaching you- yes, just you, right now

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[takeme2urpants]

[Gun out, but curious]

State your name and intentions, sentient.

[aguidingoath]

... *Simply holds out his hands, eyes meeting yours directly and not a trace of anything but honest regret in his voice.*

Mickey Mouse, sir. It didn't mean to do all this, but when I escaped from the lake I was displaced by a spell, and ended up here. I tried to stop as soon as I could. If there are any injured, I'll help heal them as much as I can.

[takeme2urpants]

[...Holsters his gun]

Of course... this place is home to all kinds of people--I would be a fool if I were to judge you for something that was so clearly an accident. However, someone I care for lives in the lake from which you "escaped"--I don't imagine you know if she is all right?

[aguidingoath]

... You wouldn't be talkin' about Marcy, would ya?

[takeme2urpants]

I would indeed. We are companions.

Do you know her?

[aguidingoath]

Can't say I do. See that tourboat over there?

[takeme2urpants]

[Glances, although doesn't really get what it is] Yes...?

[aguidingoath]

I landed with that one in the lake, and Marcy showed pretty clearly she didn't like my company one bit. It was while I was tryin' to get away from her that I ended up here.

[takeme2urpants]

...I see. I feel that I must apologize for what you have gleaned from her conduct--she did not mean to be so... hmm, rude, I suppose is the word. And after I told her not to be so forceful...!

[aguidingoath]

Well, I guess I can't be too harsh on her. Me an' the ship got dropped out of nowhere, an' I tried to keep my company quiet, but...

*And now, a gang of assorted camp monsters are making their way off the ship... all of them so sea-sick they can hardly be considered a threat.*

I guess I shoulda tried harder.

[takeme2urpants]

[...Checkin' out what he assumes to be your collection of monsters]

We are all equals here, Master Mouse. I am merely concerned for the welfare of my friend. You can hardly be blamed for something outside of your control.

My name is Admiral ZEX. Welcome to Land Base CFUD.

[aguidingoath]

Nah, that's okay. If she's your friend, I'll try an' stay outta her hair then.

An admiral, huh? On sea?

[takeme2urpants]

Hair?

Oh, no... I am part of my species' intergalactic fleet.

[aguidingoath]

Ah, what's on my body. Here, the stuff on my arm. *Holds out all INVITING AND WHATNOT.*

Huh? You're a world-traveler too?

[made_in_me]

IF YOU SHOOT MICKEY I KILL YOU

[takeme2urpants]

[Gun is quickly holstered]

China, I--please, I had only your best intentions at heart! He has already apologized for the disturbance, of course I will not take further action.