[Line for punching starts here.]

[goodnewscamp]

Good news everyone! I've managed to repair the loopholes in the barrier, with my newest invention... the Barrier Loophole Repairing Machine! Oh yes, it seemed that I made it just in time. Why, just a few minutes longer, and the paradoxes abounding would have caused the barrier to fully deteriorate

Comments

[yourcompetition]

How did you figure out those existed?

[goodnewscamp]

I'm the Professor! I can figure out anything exists!

[yourcompetition]

So figure out how to bring them back!

[goodnewscamp]

How to bring what back?

[thepiltdownman]

Wasn't planning on thanking you.

[goodnewscamp]

And I wasn't planning on caring!

[thepiltdownman]

Then I'm going to guess you don't care that you've screwed everyone over, either.

[goodnewscamp]

Oh my no.

[windupurskirt]

You did what?

[goodnewscamp]

What about papercuts?

[windupurskirt]

Nothing about papercuts, old man! What did you do to the barrier?

[goodnewscamp]

It was broken when I got here!

[warpspace]

[must be nice to crazy old man, must be nice to crazy old man...]

...are you okay?

[goodnewscamp]

Do I look okay?!

[warpspace]

Well, no, you actually look angry!

[goodnewscamp]

Mad? You're calling me mad?! ...Well yes that would be true. Runs rather strongly in the family.

[hanatamago]

It looks like it didn't work so well.

[goodnewscamp]

The broken cartilage in my nose says it worked flawlessly.

[hanatamago]

But that would show it didn't work, wouldn't it?

[goodnewscamp]

Wha?