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[goodnewscamp]

Good news everyone! I've managed to repair the loopholes in the barrier, with my newest invention... the Barrier Loophole Repairing Machine! Oh yes, it seemed that I made it just in time. Why, just a few minutes longer, and the paradoxes abounding would have caused the barrier to fully deteriorate

Comments

[hanatamago]

It looks like it didn't work so well.

[goodnewscamp]

The broken cartilage in my nose says it worked flawlessly.

[hanatamago]

But that would show it didn't work, wouldn't it?

[goodnewscamp]

Wha?

[hanatamago]

The barrier is still there.

[goodnewscamp]

Yes exactly! That's what I was... what was I doing again?

[hanatamago]

Trying to get through the barrier?

[goodnewscamp]

No, I think I was supposed to fix the barrier. And then get back in time to feed the were-gerbils.

[hanatamago]

W-were-gerbils?!

[goodnewscamp]

Oh my yes. You have to feed them on time, or else they just start tearing everything to pieces. And I just replaced the tiling!

[hanatamago]

How did you even get were-gerbils?!

[goodnewscamp]

Well it's a simple hybrid procedure really, all you need is the proper timing... and gallons upon gallons of chemical slop.

[hanatamago]

But that's very unsafe! Why would you do that?!

[goodnewscamp]

Sometimes you have to sacrifice safety in pursuit of a dream...

[hanatamago]

Well I understand that, but surely there's something better to sacrifice your life on then gerbils!

[goodnewscamp]

Well there's the gorillas and the lizards too. And the land roaming sharks.