ITP: Get out of the closet already!

[arememberedoath]

It's okay to come out of the closet you know. You don't have to hide anymore.

Hahahaha! Me, hide? No way! I'm just. Inspecting the area for terrorists.

... Terrorists?

Yeah! There were totally supposed to be terrorists in this closet!

... I see.

(ooc; Post for America and Kairi! If you want a specific one, just let me know somewhere! Otherwise

Comments

[shazam_wow]

But why would a terrorist hide in a closet?

[me_fuckyeah]

It's best not to question their methods.

[shazam_wow]

But it might be helpful to know how they think!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, first I have to catch him!

[whenurgood2nana]

Who told you that?

[arememberedoath]

Well... It could have been anyone, I guess.

[whenurgood2nana]

I think the concerning part is that he actually believed them.

[arememberedoath]

I'm not so sure he believed them, really...

[thedandymancan]

*impressed*

[thedandymancan]

I love it when you're a terrible person.

I knew he'd give a good reaction People like us can sense that sort of thing.

[lipstickittoyou]

This certainly brings back memories.

[me_fuckyeah]

It does?

[lipstickittoyou]

Mm, one time my boss wouldn't come out of the closet either. I forget what excuse he used, but he was pouting in there.

[me_fuckyeah]

................

This is a valid surprise ambush for terrorists.

[eagle_pawnch]

But what if the zombies are also terrorists?

[arememberedoath]

... Well, I guess they could be, huh?

[eagle_pawnch]

Nah, probably not. They'd have to behave in a particular manner to fall under that classification. Mindlessly destroying anyone that they come across isn't quite what a terrorist does.

[arememberedoath]

Well, not in that way, but they do cause terror!

There were zombies here a few minutes ago, and I think they might have scared him.