ITP: Get out of the closet already!

[arememberedoath]

It's okay to come out of the closet you know. You don't have to hide anymore.

Hahahaha! Me, hide? No way! I'm just. Inspecting the area for terrorists.

... Terrorists?

Yeah! There were totally supposed to be terrorists in this closet!

... I see.

(ooc; Post for America and Kairi! If you want a specific one, just let me know somewhere! Otherwise

Comments

[lipstickittoyou]

This certainly brings back memories.

[me_fuckyeah]

It does?

[lipstickittoyou]

Mm, one time my boss wouldn't come out of the closet either. I forget what excuse he used, but he was pouting in there.

[me_fuckyeah]

................

This is a valid surprise ambush for terrorists.

[lipstickittoyou]

No, its not. Now come out of the closet.

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey!

[... Debra convinced me, COMING OUT]

Well, looks like the area's clear!

[lipstickittoyou]

See? Isn't it much better to be out?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yep! It was cramped in there.

[lipstickittoyou]

I can imagine. Did you run into anyone else while you were in there?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yep!

[lipstickittoyou]

Can you get them to come out too?

[me_fuckyeah]

Um... I'm not sure why they're in the closet in the first place.

One of them is trying to make me pay, too...

[lipstickittoyou]

...Pay for what exactly?

[positive_print]

...

[lipstickittoyou]

Speak of the devil. Remember that time you locked yourself in the closet and refused to come out?

[positive_print]

... I have no idea what you're talking about!