ITP: a giant sake bath & a drunk squid

Feb 20, 2009 13:43

[There is a beautiful Chinese fox demon soaking in the lake. Naked. On the bank, there is a flailing Chinese sennin. Shrieking. Oddly, the lake waters are not the usual bright green, but a cloudy white instead.]

Dakki--! How did you-- making wine from water is a secret skill copyrighted exclusively to ME!! YOU THIEVISH FIEND!!

I have no idea what you're talking about, Taikoubou-chan! ♥ You're welcome to join me if you like~?

No! Sit through your penalty by yourself! You have your 8-legged friend for company anyway, hmph. 

...Wait. Dakki... you don't mean to-- DID YOU MAKE THE SQUID DRUNK?

How crude! Marcy-chan's simply having a little fun. [a giant bubble pops with a noise that sounds like a hiccup, before a large shadow surfaces from the alcoholic lake, sways, and flops onto the bank]

...She's a worse drunk than Kihatsu. No-- no no don't-- ...Marcy. Good Marcy, set me down gentl-- NO MARCY-- NOO SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

((ooc: Taikoubou and Dakki are both out! We'll pick up threads tomorrow.))
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