ITP: a giant sake bath & a drunk squid

[haxmax]

[There is a beautiful Chinese fox demon soaking in the lake. Naked. On the bank, there is a flailing Chinese sennin. Shrieking. Oddly, the lake waters are not the usual bright green, but a cloudy white instead.]

Dakki--! How did you-- making wine from water is a secret skill copyrighted exclusively to ME!! YOU THIEVISH FIEND!!

I have no idea what

Comments

[clericchronicle]

[What's happening over here?]

[haxmax]

Chris-chan!!

[have a completely nude lady leaping towards you, arms outstretched]

[clericchronicle]

[LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY]

Dakki!! What are you doing--

[haxmax]

[squish squish squiiish]

[redrisngphoenix]

*oh my god what am I watching. I can't decide if this is hilarious or horrifying*

[haxmax]

[waves]

Good evening! ♥

[redrisngphoenix]

Err... hi.

What did you do to it?

[haxmax]

Do to what~?

[classrape]

[haxmax]

[hi, peering in close]

Oh my, are you all right~?

[classrape]

This... This is simply the greatest day ever!

[haxmax]

Fufu, what makes you say that?

[robocalypse]

Dakki. The squid is dangerous. Step away.

[haxmax]

Is she? She doesn't seem too dangerous...

[turns to glance at Marcy swinging Taikoubou around, hiccuping]

[robocalypse]

That's what they told me.

[haxmax]

Maybe they're wrong~?

[drapes on you, naked]

[plzdontoustme]

Oh, is she sick?

[haxmax]

Who, Marcy-chan?

[plzdontoustme]

Uh huh. She fell over...

[haxmax]

I think she just had too much alcohol!