ITP: a giant sake bath & a drunk squid

[haxmax]

[There is a beautiful Chinese fox demon soaking in the lake. Naked. On the bank, there is a flailing Chinese sennin. Shrieking. Oddly, the lake waters are not the usual bright green, but a cloudy white instead.]

Dakki--! How did you-- making wine from water is a secret skill copyrighted exclusively to ME!! YOU THIEVISH FIEND!!

I have no idea what

Comments

[clericchronicle]

[What's happening over here?]

[haxmax]

Chris-chan!!

[have a completely nude lady leaping towards you, arms outstretched]

[clericchronicle]

[LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY]

Dakki!! What are you doing--

[haxmax]

[squish squish squiiish]

[clericchronicle]

[WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS so soft, cannot flail]

-- I-it's dangerous in the lake!

[haxmax]

[squiiishing~]

Mm? But sake is so good for the skin!

[clericchronicle]

[like a ragdoll in your arms]

It is nice... ... ...

[clericchronicle]

[shaking head]

I mean - what happened to the lake?!

[haxmax]

Dakki's not sure, it just turned that way!

[clericchronicle]

And you're bathing -

[Keep eyes on your face 8|]

A towel! Do you have a towel?

[haxmax]

No, why~?

[clericchronicle]

Y-you shouldn't go around like that! It'll give people the wrong idea!

[haxmax]

[looks down]

Wrong idea~?

[clericchronicle]

[Face. So red.]

Bad ideas...!

[unstrapping the top part of his robes/outfit to give to you]

[haxmax]

[blinks, then]

... is there something wrong with my body?

[clericchronicle]

...No! That's not what I meant.