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[touchurkeys]

[Up in the Mess Hall, where they are serving a tasteful Mystery Meat, there is a flyer on the bulletin board:

TODAY ONLY!!
FREE PIZZA AND PORN AT YOUR LOCAL NG RECORDS BUILDING!
LIMITED TIME OFFER, NOT VALID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

. . . Do you investigate?]

[[All threads are assumed to be located on NG premises. Note otherwise, please. Passing out?]]