Comments | campfuckudie: [ITP: Collar'd]

dasschlechtende in campfuckudie

[ITP: Collar'd]

Jan 17, 2009 01:17

[NEAR WHERE YOU ARE AT is a once-nation sitting with a collar around his neck and a note pinned to his chest. Neither will come off no matter how much he pulls on them.

The note reads: IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO OWNER!

It's probably pretty noticeable that the collar reads "RUSSIA"]

Goddamnit.

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necessaryevil January 17 2009, 07:23:14 UTC

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:25:37 UTC

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necessaryevil January 17 2009, 07:35:02 UTC

...Camp particularly enjoys tormenting you, doesn't it?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:36:41 UTC

The world loves tormenting me. Why wouldn't Camp?

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sugarspicequeen January 17 2009, 07:23:23 UTC

--oh, my.

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:26:24 UTC

[s-sob. pulls at collar and note futilely]

sugarspicequeen January 17 2009, 07:27:04 UTC

Are you a loyal son of this country, then?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:31:08 UTC

NO. God no! I'm Prussian--German! Whichever!

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in_sovietme January 17 2009, 07:23:58 UTC

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[placeholder ...sob]

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:27:02 UTC

[for when you get back--sob]

in_sovietme January 18 2009, 05:45:55 UTC

For me~?

dasschlechtende January 18 2009, 05:47:53 UTC

[s-sob trying to hide the name on the collar]

N-n-n-noooo...

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sizethatcounts January 17 2009, 07:24:54 UTC

*opens mouth*

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*closes mouth*

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:27:29 UTC

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sizethatcounts January 17 2009, 07:28:31 UTC

... I.

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... I'll go get a chisel then, eh?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:31:35 UTC

Please do.

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 07:25:15 UTC

[...what's with the pinging]

Your owner?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:28:09 UTC

No! No no no! Not my owner!

yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 07:29:58 UTC

Then why does it say so?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:32:22 UTC

Because whoever did this is a sadistic bastard!

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