[ITP: Collar'd]

Jan 17, 2009 01:17

[NEAR WHERE YOU ARE AT is a once-nation sitting with a collar around his neck and a note pinned to his chest. Neither will come off no matter how much he pulls on them.

The note reads: IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO OWNER!

It's probably pretty noticeable that the collar reads "RUSSIA"]

Goddamnit.

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 07:25:15 UTC
[...what's with the pinging]

Your owner?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:28:09 UTC
No! No no no! Not my owner!

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 07:29:58 UTC
Then why does it say so?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:32:22 UTC
Because whoever did this is a sadistic bastard!

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 07:52:24 UTC
You don't know who it is?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:06:42 UTC
No. Some people are saying that this place just does shit like this.

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 08:24:19 UTC
It has no application to you at all, then?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:33:20 UTC
... well. No, I didn't say that. It's a really bad joke though.

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 08:39:30 UTC
What joke would that be?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:44:29 UTC
The fact that I'm German...

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 08:50:12 UTC
Being German is a joke?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 09:04:55 UTC
... no. It's more the... German being own by the Russian...

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 09:36:58 UTC
...and?

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 09:41:49 UTC
That's... pretty much it.

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yourbirdwasrue January 17 2009, 09:45:42 UTC
It's all clear now.

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dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 09:57:01 UTC
Yeaaaah. Is it?

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