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Jan 15, 2009 14:53

[Today, where ever you are in camp, there is a girl with a tray of ... well, you're actually not sure what they are, but she claims that they're:]

Muffins! Glorious muffins! Come one, come all and getcha free muffins! In the name of The Church Of Kazu-sama, you must eat these delicious muffins of joy and joyness and spread the word!

((ITP: Choose your own adventure muffins! Use them for any side effect you so desire-- they may be poison, gender-switching, body-switching, cures, bricks-falling-from-the-sky-inducing, or... just plain digusting to match their horrifying visage, and so on and so forth. GO CRAZY. ... And before you ask, yes, they really did taste as bad as they look in real life, too.

ETA: BY DEMAND OF CHAN, PSA: THESE ARE SNACKY DESSERT MUFFINS, NOT BREAKFAST MUFFINS. Also I am slow because this post sparked a debate in IRC that I now simply cannot ignore. Dropping threads for a while due to heat and exhaustion, back later! Thread amongst yourselves children!))
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