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[gothrumefirst]

[Today, where ever you are in camp, there is a girl with a tray of ... well, you're actually not sure what they are, but she claims that they're:]

Muffins! Glorious muffins! Come one, come all and getcha free muffins! In the name of The Church Of Kazu-sama, you must eat these delicious muffins of joy and joyness and spread the word!

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Comments

[tokidokitty]

Church of what?

[gothrumefirst]

Kazu-sama, of course! Can't you hear, or something?

[tokidokitty]

Why th' hell're you makin' a church for some guy?

[gothrumefirst]

Because Kazu-sama is more than just "some guy", he's the pinnacle of what all true men should aspire to be! Like Jesus! Only alive. Anyway, it's not that much different from a fanclub-- the only difference is that this sounds more official.

[whythebirdsings]

. . . A church, Emiri?

[gothrumefirst]

Hehe, you like it? I reckon it's a pretty good idea, if I say so myself...

[whythebirdsings]

It's a little weird.

[gothrumefirst]

It's really not that much difference from a fanclub, if you think about it. Only this way, I can get donations from people.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Those...uh....um...those are muffins?

[gothrumefirst]

Of course they're muffins! Muffins with icing on top! Are you blind?

[ohno_u_didnt]

They're certainly...interesting ones.

[gothrumefirst]

They're joyous! Because they've seen the light of Kazu-sama!

[iyun_sobold]

Muffins!

[gothrumefirst]

MUFFINS!

[iyun_sobold]

TASTY muffins?

[gothrumefirst]

DELICIOUSLY TASTY, HAPPY MUFFINS!

[canshatterglass]

I like muffins and all, but I don't think I want to join any churches, thanks.

[gothrumefirst]

That's okay, we're not accepting homohomos anyway...

[canshatterglass]

What? Who said I was one?

[gothrumefirst]

You don't need to say it. It's okay, I support you on a personal level! It's just that speaking as Kazu-sama's most devoted follower, I can tell you that he doesn't need to deal with hordes of fanboys as well as fangirls, if you know what I mean.