Jan 07, 2009 17:06
[It is a beautiful day at Camp Fuck U Die. The sun is shining, the toucans are singing (loudly and off key), and out by the hobo tents there is a druggie in a clown suit surrounded by long balloons. There's a puppy here, a giraffe there... but mostly penises. Penises in every color of the rainbow, of all lengths and widths and of variable ball size. Yes, my friends, balloon penises abound. He even has a corkboard to tack them up on, and darts to throw.
...and just to get your attention, there is a green girl shrieking Mason's name in horror, when she realizes just what it is she was holding.]
Mason!
...what? They're the only thing I can make. The kids like them!
...
Whaaaaaaaat?