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[12stepstoohigh]

[It is a beautiful day at Camp Fuck U Die. The sun is shining, the toucans are singing (loudly and off key), and out by the hobo tents there is a druggie in a clown suit surrounded by long balloons. There's a puppy here, a giraffe there... but mostly penises. Penises in every color of the rainbow, of all lengths and widths and of variable ball size

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[ohno_u_didnt]

*There are no words*

[12stepstoohigh]

Kanako!

[ohno_u_didnt]

A-are those.....

[12stepstoohigh]

Balloons. It's all I can make. Look at my puppy, it's so sad.

[samsera]

... *laughing a little*

[12stepstoohigh]

Would you like one, darling?

[samsera]

No thank you. Save them for the children, if they like them.

[12stepstoohigh]

Oh, there are plenty.

[gettin_fired_up]

*playing with one like its a sword*

[pellameno]

[...oh honey.]

What's that, Nakatsu?

[gettin_fired_up]

It's a sword! See?

[pellameno]

[oh good. ruffles your hair.]

Is there anyone you can swordfight?

[imgottapower]

[I. I think I want my mommy.]

[hopeforstirring]

You look strong and manly, take a dart and destroy some with me.

[imgottapower]

Are those really... um...

... S-Sure, I could probably do that.

[hopeforstirring]

[hands you some darts]

[bellsofsteel]

[... balloons confuse me]

[12stepstoohigh]

[all balloons or my balloons?]

[bellsofsteel]

[I was born before balloons were invented :(]

Oh this just ain't right here.

[12stepstoohigh]

Have a dart, friend!