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2nd_slinger in campfuckudie

ITP: Marketing, deconstructed... Or defanged.

Oct 24, 2008 21:15

[Outside the Video-Rama, there's a superhero examining a new movie poster display and its attached commentary.]

... huh.

( There is no cut. )

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oneofthefive October 25 2008, 01:55:24 UTC

. . .

There's the reason I avoided the popular lore like a veritable plague.

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 01:58:34 UTC

... why do I get the feelin' you're not talkin' about for a research paper.

oneofthefive October 25 2008, 02:04:11 UTC

Well I have written dissertations on vampire practices in eastern Slovakia but that's not the point. Normally I don't expect any amount of realism in, ah, that subject matter. But honestly couldn't they at least take the idea of the undead feasting on human blood seriously?

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 02:06:28 UTC

... I guess we're lucky it wasn't Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

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whoooosshh October 25 2008, 02:22:08 UTC

*BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE A VAMPIREPOST WITHOUT A FAKE!VAMPIRE: have Vincent suddenly appear near the videoclub.*

... Again.

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 02:23:26 UTC

Again?

whoooosshh October 25 2008, 02:26:26 UTC

... It's nothing. I have never even read "Twilight".

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 02:27:52 UTC

Yeah... That would totally be a reason to act like you're familiar with somethin'...

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astalavampire October 25 2008, 02:58:40 UTC

...What. Is that.

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 02:59:23 UTC

... it was like that when I got here.

astalavampire October 25 2008, 03:02:01 UTC

[Does not look impressed. In fact, one might call the expression she's giving the poster "menacing, yet seductive." Or maybe just menacing...]

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 03:06:52 UTC

So... Has it been long enough since I last mentioned that you're beautiful when you're angry?

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seireitei_ink October 25 2008, 03:01:28 UTC

. . .

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 03:03:45 UTC

Hey, I don't write 'em...

seireitei_ink October 25 2008, 03:07:12 UTC

Right. [still a little distracted by looking at the poster like it smells very bad or something]

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 03:09:57 UTC

I'll apologize if it offends your delicate sensibilities, or anythin'...

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putyourheartin October 25 2008, 03:29:38 UTC

It's sad that some girls actually like awful stuff like this.

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 03:33:21 UTC

No accountin' for taste some times... People like Andrew Lloyd Weber musicals, too.

putyourheartin October 25 2008, 03:36:14 UTC

I've never seen one, but I don't like musicals, either.

2nd_slinger October 25 2008, 03:39:23 UTC

You're not missin' much... Well, 'cept maybe for Phantom, 'cause synthesizer organs are pretty sweet in a big '80s sorta way.

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