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[toiletseat_girl]

*Near the fabled center of camp, there is a tree. It looks like an ordinary sort of tree, except for a very important thing: the tree is absolutely covered in toilet seats*For an added bonus, all the toilet seats in camp are now on the tree. Hope you weren't in the middle of something terribly messy when it happened

Comments

[height_rule]

That's suppose to be anywhere?

[toiletseat_girl]

I dunno about supposed to be, but if it's supposed to be annoying? It's working.

[height_rule]

How annoying?

[toiletseat_girl]

It's annoying, confusing, and frustrating. It's like a trifecta of suck.

[manofsteal]

Apparently camp's in a very modern art mood today.

[toiletseat_girl]

And I never did like modern art that much.

[manofsteal]

Aaaah, more a fan of the old masters I take it?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yup. At least that looks like something worth looking at. Not just paint smears or basketballs in a vat of water or whatever the hell people try and pass off as modern art.

[seireitei_ink]

...

[toiletseat_girl]

What, never saw a tree covered with toilet seats before?

[seireitei_ink]

No, actually.

[toiletseat_girl]

I could say that I hadn't, either, but I'd be lying. And I figure honesty is usually the best policy.

[u_jerk]

...I was hoping for cake.

[toiletseat_girl]

Nope, no cake. Just the pleasure of my company.

Disappointed?

[u_jerk]

Well when you put it that way.

[toiletseat_girl]

I outrank cake? You're just saying that to make me feel better.

[sweetuponthseat]

I almost forgot.

[toiletseat_girl]

Forgot that camp likes to bitch-slap me whenever it can?

[sweetuponthseat]

Forgot that you haven't come to terms with this yet.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, I'm sorry I'm not dealing with my shit fast enough. I can try harder, maybe?