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[toiletseat_girl]

*Near the fabled center of camp, there is a tree. It looks like an ordinary sort of tree, except for a very important thing: the tree is absolutely covered in toilet seats*For an added bonus, all the toilet seats in camp are now on the tree. Hope you weren't in the middle of something terribly messy when it happened

Comments

[moveurdeadfros]

... So that is where they went!

[toiletseat_girl]

I'd tell you if you're right, but first you're gonna have to tell me what you mean by "they."

[moveurdeadfros]

The seats, and just as I was using them too! Most awkward situation that turned out to be!

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . okay, this might sound really fucking rude and if it does? It's completely not personal, but. You have to, uh --- you know.

[actionlibrarian]

Well, that's... different.

[toiletseat_girl]

Kind of, yeah. Most people just put lights in trees.

[actionlibrarian]

I thought that was for Christmas?

[toiletseat_girl]

Not necessarily. Some people will take any excuse to decorate for the holidays. Any holiday.

[oranginavariant]

I think this is a whole new side to 'art deco'.

[toiletseat_girl]

I dunno, I was thinking more along the lines of either "modern art" or "trailer park."

[oranginavariant]

"Vandalism" works just as well.

[toiletseat_girl]

I guess so. But why can't it at least be colorful vandalism? Like wall graffiti or something like that.

[capt_liarpants]

Whoa! A toilet tree!

[toiletseat_girl]

You noticed that, too, huh?

[capt_liarpants]

Hard to miss! Are all the toilet seats here in camp grown like this? Is there some sort of harvest-time? There are a lot of them!

[toiletseat_girl]

No. No, this is just camp being camp. But, there are underwear and condom trees. Those are real.

[12stepstoohigh]

...well look at that, Georgie.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . do I have to?

[12stepstoohigh]

It wants you to. It's calling to you. Like a siren's song of, 'but how will I shit?"

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, that's really low on my list of priorities right now. Besides, don't most sirens kill people?