[ In the center of camp, there is a desk, two people with clip-boards, and a sign:
Are you innovative and intelligent? Do you long for a life of action! Do you have a fascination with strange phenomena? Do you often spout conspiracy theories! Are you interested in office romance? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions,
Our friendly staff will be happy to interview you or answer any questions you may have.
Handwritten, and tacked on underneath:
Torchwood cannot be held responsible for any loss of friends, sanity, memory or life experienced while in its employ. ]
(( gwen in, jack in, go crazy! ))