Torchwood Recruitment Post!

[captaincy]

[ In the center of camp, there is a desk, two people with clip-boards, and a sign:

Are you innovative and intelligent? Do you long for a life of action! Do you have a fascination with strange phenomena? Do you often spout conspiracy theories! Are you interested in office romance? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions,

Comments

[memoraphilia]

Well, this should be interesting.

[captaincy]

I was kinda thinking about starting it back up, but this isn't normally how I interview.

[memoraphilia]

This sort of interview is a little simple in comparison to the work we do.

[captaincy]

True! Normally I require potential employees to have undergone at least one traumatic death-defying alien encounter.

[oh_im_god]

[YYYYY, in other words, checkin your sign out]

[captaincy]

Hi there.

[oh_im_god]

What's with this? Are you trying to make some sort of club?

[captaincy]

It's not really a club, and technically it already exists...

[gunsmoking]

I'm interested in money...

[captaincy]

Our budget's kinda limited at the moment, given the situation.

[gunsmoking]

Screw that.

[captaincy]

Try getting a paper round.

[boosterrific]

[Examining the sign]

Let's see...Yes, yes, you could say that, that's more of the Question's area, absolutely.

The job doesn't sound too bad.

[memoraphilia]

Are you interested in this sort of thing, then?

[boosterrific]

Yeah, sure. It doesn't sound that different than my regular job.

[memoraphilia]

You must have an interesting job already, then, because this job is different to every single one I've ever had.

[povertyprincess]

I can be the underage (according to American law) bait!

[memoraphilia]

... you'd want to be used as bait?

[povertyprincess]

You could say I have some experience.

[memoraphilia]

I'm not sure if it's a good idea, all the same. Although that does sound like an interesting story.