Oi.

[_mr_sandman]

...Uchiha...

You make this far, far too easy. It is almost cheating for me to simply /call attention to it./

This is beginning to lose its novelty and thus its amusement factor.

Are you /flooding/ the world with your gayness so that we get bored with it and stop making fun of you?

Because it is beginning to work.

Comments

[at_anon]

...I'm still trying to decide if you mean Kakashi or Orochimaru when you reference the third gayest man alive.

(OOC: I don't follow Naruto, so.)

[_mr_sandman]

Oh, he is not on the list, since he is so flamboyant as to cross the border from "gay" into "too tasteless to be gay but too gay to be straight." Maito is quite the enigma, really.

I shudder to even begin to imagine the implications of Maito being bisexual. So I say "asexual" so as to avoid possible neurological damage to myself.

[_mr_sandman]

(OOC: kakashi reads porn in public--tasteless and perverted. not gay. Teh Gay One would be orochimaru, thx. i need to keep my fantasies involving kakashi at least -half- hetero. uh, i mean...

er. 9_9 didn't say anything.)

[speakingisnot]

So those are the listings these days. Could've sworn I was trained by the first. Huh.

[_mr_sandman]

Urahara can kick a lot of ass when he needs to (and he does so with the grace of a samurai), therefore he loses some gay points. And he has a fascination with those "gigai" things.

Besides, no self-respecting gay man would ever wear what he does. The man is a walking faux-pas.

...I need to borrow Tenjou's erotica again. I am beginning to backslide into the Gayverse.

[speakingisnot]

'Grace of a samurai' can mean a lot of things.

[_mr_sandman]

Please elaborate.

[vega_highwell]

Ah...Uchiha-kun looks very sad... does his friend not like him back???

[_mr_sandman]

That would be Uchiha's "uke face."

[shinnanigans]

I'd hit it.

[23crayons]

Actually, that time.. The 'episode' before that, Sasuke looked so scared. It made me sad, because a look like that doesn't belong on his face.. ;__;

[shinnanigans]

Wow. My IC gay has nothing on that.

... my roommate might be able to beat Sasuke in a gay-off, though.

[_mr_sandman]

I think you are right.

That roommate of yours, however, is a spectrum of /wrong./

"Come to daddy?" Who the hell says that?

[shinnanigans]

No, that's just random dialogue added by the hordes of yaoi fangirls after his blood. I think what he actually said was "Gil ^_____________________^".

Still, very gay. And very good looking in spanky shorts.

[speakingisnot]

...I can think of someone.

[morespecial]

I TRIPPED.

[shinnanigans]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NINJA.

[morespecial]

There was a rock. And I was wounded. And the ground was slippery.

[aviy]

^ <3