...Uchiha...
You make this far, far too easy. It is almost cheating for me to simply /call attention to it./
This is beginning to lose its novelty and thus its amusement factor.
Are you /flooding/ the world with your gayness so that we get bored with it and stop making fun of you?
Because it is beginning to work.
I do not understand why you take it so personally, anyway. There is nothing wrong or shameful about being gay. I mean, you /are/ under the tutelage of the Third Gayest Man Alive, just behind Michael Jackson and Carson from Queer Eye.
And anyway, you and Uzumaki are adorable together. After all, "Uzumaki Sasuke" kind of has a ring to it, yes?