TYPED AND ANNOUNCED TO ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT
ATTENTION! Er, if I could have your attention for a moment.
As some of you know, my name is Apollo Justice, camp assistant Defense Attorney and pool boy. I'm here to defend each and everyone of you in the case of the murder of Stephan Debussey.
As the trial is at a standstill at the moment; your new stage manager, Prosecutor Gavin, and I have decided we'd be more than happy to take on any other cases you present to us, no matter how big or small.
However, according to our contracts, there are a few cases we are not allowed to take. They include but are not limited to:
~Any involving suing the Director, threatening the Director, or blaming the Director in any way, shape, or form.
~Cases naming 'Camp' as the defendant, it is not a physical entity and can not be brought to justice.
~Marcy, on the account that she is. . .extremely sensitive and is considering going through a sex change. W-what?
~The. . .Koolaid Man. As he has been granted divine right to crash through any and every wall available.
. . .
Right! So. If you have any questions, please direct them to me or Prosecutor Gavin. I'm more than willing to listen to any cases presented. Thank you for your time!!
((ETA HEADING TO BED and Klavier will be off in a little bit too. WILL DEFINITELY PICK UP LATER \o/))
As some of you know, my name is Apollo Justice, camp assistant Defense Attorney and pool boy. I'm here to defend each and everyone of you in the case of the murder of Stephan Debussey.
As the trial is at a standstill at the moment; your new stage manager, Prosecutor Gavin, and I have decided we'd be more than happy to take on any other cases you present to us, no matter how big or small.
However, according to our contracts, there are a few cases we are not allowed to take. They include but are not limited to:
~Any involving suing the Director, threatening the Director, or blaming the Director in any way, shape, or form.
~Cases naming 'Camp' as the defendant, it is not a physical entity and can not be brought to justice.
~Marcy, on the account that she is. . .extremely sensitive and is considering going through a sex change. W-what?
~The. . .Koolaid Man. As he has been granted divine right to crash through any and every wall available.
. . .
Right! So. If you have any questions, please direct them to me or Prosecutor Gavin. I'm more than willing to listen to any cases presented. Thank you for your time!!
((ETA HEADING TO BED and Klavier will be off in a little bit too. WILL DEFINITELY PICK UP LATER \o/))