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TYPED AND ANNOUNCED TO ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT

Jul 27, 2008 22:38

ATTENTION! Er, if I could have your attention for a moment.

As some of you know, my name is Apollo Justice, camp assistant Defense Attorney and pool boy. I'm here to defend each and everyone of you in the case of the murder of Stephan Debussey ( Read more... )

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[Celebratory Wall Crash] ohhh_yeeeaah July 28 2008, 02:52:35 UTC

OHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAH!

Re: [Celebratory Wall Crash] lawfulreception July 28 2008, 02:53:58 UTC

[ALDKFADFDAKDF w-what]

Re: [Celebratory Wall Crash] ohhh_yeeeaah July 28 2008, 02:55:49 UTC

[Is offering you a tall cool glass of Soarin' Strawberry Lemonade as emphatically as a new father would offer you a cigar.]

[Which is to say you better take it.]

Re: [Celebratory Wall Crash] lawfulreception July 28 2008, 02:58:25 UTC

[takes it 8(]

. . .t-thank you.

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roasted_dango July 28 2008, 02:58:03 UTC

... You have no idea how much I pity you right now, despite my deadpan.

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:01:03 UTC

Pity for what?

. . .aside from the sentient pitcher that crashed through the office.

roasted_dango July 28 2008, 03:02:10 UTC

... Well yeah, there's that.

And the fact that you're a lawyer in a zombie camp. I think you deserve every ounce of pity you get.

Re: [Celebratory Wall Crash] lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:04:59 UTC

H-hey! A job is a job, and this is a pretty big one. We could really make a difference!

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popcorn_chikn July 28 2008, 03:00:35 UTC

Why can't we blame the Director!? It's her fault!

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:02:46 UTC

We're not at liberty to debate the specifics, miss. (That, and I have no idea why either.)

popcorn_chikn July 28 2008, 03:06:37 UTC

Well, what kind of cases do you deign to take on, then?

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:09:20 UTC

Just about anything else not on that list, really. We're pretty flexible.

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getoffmylap July 28 2008, 03:05:25 UTC

[pinged by justice]

Do I even want to ask why anyone would bring forth cases relating to the third one?

legally_blond July 28 2008, 03:07:03 UTC

Ah ha, well, the tentacle monster can be quite forward. Not everyone appreciates that.

getoffmylap July 28 2008, 03:14:05 UTC

I was more thinking along the lines of why they would think it would be effective. It's a tentacle monster.

legally_blond July 28 2008, 03:17:16 UTC

You'd be surprised what kind of things people will make lawsuits out of. Or try to, at least.

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swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:07:42 UTC

There ought to be a case for amendment of your contracts!

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:11:26 UTC

I. . .don't think that's allowed either. Where did this fine print come from?!

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:16:29 UTC

. . . Fine print?

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:20:35 UTC

More disclaimers stating what we can and can not do, only in smaller, post script typing.

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