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TYPED AND ANNOUNCED TO ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT

Jul 27, 2008 22:38

ATTENTION! Er, if I could have your attention for a moment.

As some of you know, my name is Apollo Justice, camp assistant Defense Attorney and pool boy. I'm here to defend each and everyone of you in the case of the murder of Stephan Debussey ( Read more... )

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swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:07:42 UTC

There ought to be a case for amendment of your contracts!

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:11:26 UTC

I. . .don't think that's allowed either. Where did this fine print come from?!

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:16:29 UTC

. . . Fine print?

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:20:35 UTC

More disclaimers stating what we can and can not do, only in smaller, post script typing.

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:27:53 UTC

Yes, yes, I know what fine print is. It says contract amendments aren't allowed either, does it?

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:35:10 UTC

Ah, sorry. Yes, that's exactly what it says. And . . .it keeps adding on. Who is George Foreman and why would anyone want to sue him?

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:47:46 UTC

What! That's as ridiculous and unethical as . . . everything else in camp. And I don't know, but whoever he is, we can most likely conclude that he supports the Director.

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 03:53:39 UTC

That's a logical conclusion, yes. I think the lesson here is it's a waste of effort to try and go against her, crazy and unfair as it may seem. Everything works in her favor.

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 03:59:59 UTC

There must be another loophole somewhere . . .

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 04:08:50 UTC

If there were I'd hope someone would have found them by now. We're not the only attorneys here, you know.

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 04:19:11 UTC

Not if the Director hid them as well as she hid any clues for how to escape . . . How many other attorneys are there?

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 04:24:32 UTC

Two official ones, unless I'm missing some. Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, they've been here for a year and a half.

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 04:32:48 UTC

Oh . . . compared to the length of many famous cases, that isn't very long at all . . .

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 04:46:59 UTC

Well, this case has been going for three years strong--even before the others arrived. I think we may be here for a while.

swingbackmyway July 28 2008, 05:01:11 UTC

No -- that's too long, even with time stopped at home!

lawfulreception July 28 2008, 05:31:55 UTC

--what do you mean with time stopped?

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