[[intro post]]

[tryforce_again]

::there is a tall frowny man standing by the swimming pool. Do you approach Y/N?::

Welcome, children, to your first lesson.

[[OOC: if you reply to this post, unless you tell me OOCly not to, Ganondorf is throwing you into the pool. If your character is difficult i.e. doesn't put up with that kind of crap, he will not throw you into the pool. He

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[anyposition]

...First what now?

[tryforce_again]

Lesson. You are familiar with the concept, I should hope.

::GRAB & TOSS::

[anyposition]

*fjdkaslf FLIPS LIKE A CHAMP right into the water*

[anyposition]

TH'HELL YOU DO THAT FOR YOU BASTARD!?

[swingbackmyway]

. . . I've had lessons before.

[tryforce_again]

Consider it a test of your abilities, then.

::INTO THE POOL WITH YOU::

[swingbackmyway]

[asdlasjkj]

[swingbackmyway]

[it's hard to tread water in these clothes, but I'm managing]

I told you I'd had lessons.

[aliceofinle]

And what could you possibly teach one like me?

[tryforce_again]

. . . Hah! I like your attitude, girl.

::THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM BEING GRABBED ON THE ARM AND TOSSED THOUGH::

[aliceofinle]

[akahdkdf]

[LOLI IN THE POOL]

[aliceofinle]

[. . . and after a moment, resurfacing]

-Gkkk! What was that supposed to teach me?!

[anddoubleclick]

[Oh my god YES] You're giving lessons?

[tryforce_again]

I am. Let me show you the subject matter.

::and THROWIN' YA' INTO THE POOL~::

[anddoubleclick]

[wheeeeee righting himself and treading water easily] Hey, that was fun!

[tryforce_again]

. . . Hn. You are the fastest thus far to pass the first lesson.

[warpspace]

Lesson?

[tryforce_again]

Indeed.

::aw, it's so cute and innocent. GRABBIN' & TOSSIN' INTO POOL::

[warpspace]

[it also weighs a lot more than you'd expect]

--a-ack!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[tryforce_again]

Today, you'll be learning to swim. Save your breath; you will need to work to stay afloat.