[[intro post]]

[tryforce_again]

::there is a tall frowny man standing by the swimming pool. Do you approach Y/N?::

Welcome, children, to your first lesson.

[[OOC: if you reply to this post, unless you tell me OOCly not to, Ganondorf is throwing you into the pool. If your character is difficult i.e. doesn't put up with that kind of crap, he will not throw you into the pool. He

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[anyposition]

...First what now?

[tryforce_again]

Lesson. You are familiar with the concept, I should hope.

::GRAB & TOSS::

[anyposition]

*fjdkaslf FLIPS LIKE A CHAMP right into the water*

[anyposition]

TH'HELL YOU DO THAT FOR YOU BASTARD!?

[tryforce_again]

:: ... well that's new! Hm.::

Save your breath; today you're learning to tread water.

[anyposition]

Don't ya think in that pea-sized brain' o'yours that maybe I already know how t'swim!?

[tryforce_again]

Then you can think of this as a test of your abilities. Though your actions fail to enforce your claim.

[anyposition]

*Easily covering middle of pool to poolside to leap out and in ur face. :|*

Well yer test sucks.

[tryforce_again]

Hm. If you think so, then perhaps you feel you are ready to advance to the next level of instruction.

::now to grab you by the obligatory female hold area--your upper arm--and HURLIN' YA TOWARD THE LAKE.::

[anyposition]

*fjdkasflsd *

*and can be heard shouting in the distance:*

YOU ARE NOT MY OL' MAN DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

*SPLASH!*

[tryforce_again]

::he is quite happy that he is not your old man, now that you mention it.::

::well, time to torture--I mean teach--more of you brats::

[anyposition]

*Oi oi oi OI! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, EH!?*

*Running back up with a gator on her heels (not literally), a shark on her head (literally), and a snapping mermaid in her arms (sob)*

Th'first one was free, jackass! You're gonna pay for that one!

[tryforce_again]

Nothing is ever free, girl. Now leave before you make a foolish decision.

[anyposition]

*Too late chucking the mermaid at him to mask the RIGHTEOUS spinkick coming his way ps she's a man-eater (literally)*

You already made it!

[tryforce_again]

::SWORDS COME OUT poor innocent mermaid is sliced and diced. but hey! he underestimated you, so the spinkick lands squarely.::

[tryforce_again]

::the kick... doesn't seem to have had an effect, however. except to make him >[ instead of >| ::

I warned you, child.

::it is can be backfist hits ranma in the face time now?::