ITP: Computer Malfunctions
*It is a well known fact that Camp does things to the computers. But somehow, this seems different than the usual computer hi-jinx. Maybe its the fact that the random text messages are not as obscene and sexual as one might expect, and more random and confusing. Maybe its the fact that the computers have started laughing, crying, and whispering to themselves. Maybe its the fact that despite all this, not one computer in camp has done anything really embarrassing to anybody in several hours. Whatever is going on, this deviation from the normal is really creepy.
Those campers who are machine and nerve and enjoy a more intimate connection with Camp's network might also be noticing these laughing crying and whispering voices seem to be speaking to them in bursts without coming from any speakers. And then there are flashes of blue in their peripheral vision. And they are getting stronger.*
((Someone partially installed Cortana on their Laptop from those CDs in her App, and she's now slowly pulling herself together in Camp's computers. While this is going on, she'll be fragmented into several personality sub-units like 'Angry' 'Mother issues' and 'Tactical.' So don't be surprised if at first the Cortana you are speaking too seems strange, they will normalize themselves with a little conversation.
Also, Fresh meat is fresh, new icons that have strange keywords, yadda yadda yadda WILL BE SLOW at least to start, HOLD YOUR HORSES, I'll be here all day. Remember, Cortana can't see you unless you stand in front of a camera, she can't hear you unless you have a microphone, so all responses will be assumed typed unless otherwise stated in the subject line.
And out for the night guys, will be back in the morning you crazy devils you.))
Those campers who are machine and nerve and enjoy a more intimate connection with Camp's network might also be noticing these laughing crying and whispering voices seem to be speaking to them in bursts without coming from any speakers. And then there are flashes of blue in their peripheral vision. And they are getting stronger.*
((Someone partially installed Cortana on their Laptop from those CDs in her App, and she's now slowly pulling herself together in Camp's computers. While this is going on, she'll be fragmented into several personality sub-units like 'Angry' 'Mother issues' and 'Tactical.' So don't be surprised if at first the Cortana you are speaking too seems strange, they will normalize themselves with a little conversation.
Also, Fresh meat is fresh, new icons that have strange keywords, yadda yadda yadda WILL BE SLOW at least to start, HOLD YOUR HORSES, I'll be here all day. Remember, Cortana can't see you unless you stand in front of a camera, she can't hear you unless you have a microphone, so all responses will be assumed typed unless otherwise stated in the subject line.
And out for the night guys, will be back in the morning you crazy devils you.))