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Attention, campers! Today, two desserts lay before you. Taste them both, and taste carefully, for you will be asked to choose between the two.
I must warn that these are not the standard confections to which you may be accustomed, and will likely spoil you on all other desserts for the rest of your pitiful lives. They are also a touch warm, having been recently removed from the heart of an active volcano.
Are you prepared to be amazed? Good.
Now VOTE.
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((Taking a bite of the Triple-Layered Double-Chocolate Von Karma Family Devil's Food Hell Torte, you will see all the flaws of the universe laid bare. You will feel the crushing weight of the sins all creatures carry within their hearts. You will sense the deep, unforgivable flaws of each soul you pass, and for a tiny, fleeting moment, see the path to rip these fissures asunder and crush utterly all who stand in your way. Plus, the chocolate ganache is delicious.
Tasting the The Secret Fey Clan Jaw Droppingly Large Mixed Fruit Serenity Tart you will be filled with an infinite sense of love and compassion for all living things. You will understand that each transgression made against you was simply the act of a hurting soul, and be able to love and forgive them. There is a sense of peace with the universe and an understanding that all things must be as they are, and there is a sense of serenity with the fleeting nature of all that exists and a calm acceptance of your own mortality. But it could have used a little more lemon juice.))
I must warn that these are not the standard confections to which you may be accustomed, and will likely spoil you on all other desserts for the rest of your pitiful lives. They are also a touch warm, having been recently removed from the heart of an active volcano.
Are you prepared to be amazed? Good.
Now VOTE.
Poll
((Taking a bite of the Triple-Layered Double-Chocolate Von Karma Family Devil's Food Hell Torte, you will see all the flaws of the universe laid bare. You will feel the crushing weight of the sins all creatures carry within their hearts. You will sense the deep, unforgivable flaws of each soul you pass, and for a tiny, fleeting moment, see the path to rip these fissures asunder and crush utterly all who stand in your way. Plus, the chocolate ganache is delicious.
Tasting the The Secret Fey Clan Jaw Droppingly Large Mixed Fruit Serenity Tart you will be filled with an infinite sense of love and compassion for all living things. You will understand that each transgression made against you was simply the act of a hurting soul, and be able to love and forgive them. There is a sense of peace with the universe and an understanding that all things must be as they are, and there is a sense of serenity with the fleeting nature of all that exists and a calm acceptance of your own mortality. But it could have used a little more lemon juice.))