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[that_devo_song]

Attention, campers! Today, two desserts lay before you. Taste them both, and taste carefully, for you will be asked to choose between the two

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[defrestsinpeace]

. . .

[defrestsinpeace]

Ah good, I was afraid you had forgotten. It would have been awkward if I had had to present them both all by myself.

[that_devo_song]

Of course I haven't forgotten! A Triple-Layered Double-Chocolate Von Karma Family Devil's Food Hell Torte can be quite hazardous if left improperly attended to, after all.

[defrestsinpeace]

That's very responsible of you, Ms. von Karma.

[wayiroll]

The choice is obvious! Clearly the --

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Hm.

[that_devo_song]

A foolish fool fools with a fool's foolish indecision! Cease this hesitation and name the superior dessert!

[wayiroll]

That I can't tell just from looking is bothersome, but I think you're moreso! Give me the cakes!

[that_devo_song]

Take them yourself!

[inpignation]

--hahahahahah! Well, well, well! I do believe I'm owed a piece of at least one of those.

[defrestsinpeace]

You'll have to try them both to be a judge.

[inpignation]

Of course, of course! Absolutely impartial. It's a speciality, right?

[defrestsinpeace]

Of course!

[betterthangeico]

...Franziska! Ah. Miss von Karma.

Good to see you.

[defrestsinpeace]

Never let it be said the von Karma's aren't a punctual people.

[betterthangeico]

True enough.

I suppose things will be louder now.

[defrestsinpeace]

Hahaha.

[how_i_like_my]

Ha...! The von Karmas could leave a bitter taste in anyone's mouth. I think the more attractive option here is clear.

[defrestsinpeace]

Technically, darling, you can't decide until you've tried them both.

[how_i_like_my]

Kitten, I'm trying my hardest to be a one-desert man. Shouldn't you be happy?

[defrestsinpeace]

A noble endeavor, to be sure. But I'm not so insecure that I'd be threatened by a taste. [skewers a strawberry from her tart]

Here, open up.