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[every_damn_day]

Okay, so does anyone here actually need to know how to kill zombies, or should I just assume I'm stuck here for no good reason?

And if there are any cabins with two beds free, let me know. Because while I'm fine with sleeping outside, it's not really appropriate for the long term... or so I've been told.

((ETA: Have hit my limit! Ping me tomorrow

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[federalparanoia]

Those are federally protected wildlife specimens.

[every_damn_day]

This is the first I've heard about it.

[federalparanoia]

That may or may not be because I just decided to declare them protected five minutes ago.

[every_damn_day]

...don't you generally need paperwork and committees and all sorts of important men in suits to do that sort of thing?

[hasibutzi]

Hm? Oh, Tot learned that a long time ago.

[every_damn_day]

Well, that makes my job a lot easier.

[hasibutzi]

Oh, how lucky!

[every_damn_day]

Want to tell me how, just so I can make sure?

[o_sarchasm]

"No good reason."

[every_damn_day]

There goes my reason for living, then.

[o_sarchasm]

Sorry.

[every_damn_day]

But now I'm sad.

[ctrlaltdelita]

... Please do not tell me that was your assigned occupation upon arrival.

[every_damn_day]

All right, I won't tell you then.

[ctrlaltdelita]

My sympathies, sir Rick.

[every_damn_day]

It's not that bad. I'm appropriately skilled, at any rate.

[kavalierngay]

...Awesome.

Oh, and yeah, it's probably the second one. I mean, you don't really have to kill the zombies because...well, you've seen them. And I think it's general knowledge by now. Except I guess we get new people all the time. They might not know. Anyways, I think a lot of the counselors really don't do their assigned jobs.

[every_damn_day]

Other people might not need to kill them, but I do.

[kavalierngay]

Right, okay, but they don't really do much. Besides the usual zombie thing, but as a person who has no fighting skill whatsoever, I don't feel endangered at all.

But hey, at least you're good at it. Do you, like, give shooting lessons? Is that part of your "How to Kill Zombies" lesson plan?

[every_damn_day]

Well, I think there's another guy here who's meant to teach the gun part.