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[every_damn_day]

Okay, so does anyone here actually need to know how to kill zombies, or should I just assume I'm stuck here for no good reason?

And if there are any cabins with two beds free, let me know. Because while I'm fine with sleeping outside, it's not really appropriate for the long term... or so I've been told.

((ETA: Have hit my limit! Ping me tomorrow

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[federalparanoia]

Those are federally protected wildlife specimens.

[every_damn_day]

This is the first I've heard about it.

[federalparanoia]

That may or may not be because I just decided to declare them protected five minutes ago.

[every_damn_day]

...don't you generally need paperwork and committees and all sorts of important men in suits to do that sort of thing?

[federalparanoia]

One out of three seems like it would just about work around here. May I ask why you're killing the locals?

[every_damn_day]

That's what I was hired to do. Undead slaying instructor.

[federalparanoia]

It looks like some wires may have been crossed somewhere. I was brought in to study them.

[every_damn_day]

It shouldn't be a problem. They never run out of fresh ones, and I always know where to find more.

[federalparanoia]

So you've fought with these creatures on multiple occasions?

[every_damn_day]

Oh yes. Every day.

[federalparanoia]

Would you mind equipping yourself with video surveillance the next time you attempt to kill one?

[every_damn_day]

With what?

[federalparanoia]

Video surveillance. Your visual feed will be linked directly to my computer.

[every_damn_day]

...

Right, technical future stuff. Anyway, if you want to see it, just come see me at four o'clock on any day.

[federalparanoia]

Four? What's the significance of four?

[every_damn_day]

That's when they attack me. Every day.