Well. So this is the famed Camp Fuck You Die, is it. Not much for decor, I must say. Still, I suppose it is acceptable. Perhaps I'll make a few changes here or there but for now, just one little thing.
[and with a BANG and a FLASH OF LIGHT there now exists one(1)
FORBIDDEN MOUNTAIN over on that there side of the lake]
Much better. I do hope nobody minds; after all, one must have a place to rest her weary head. Now, it should not need to be said, but I am Maleficent, Mistress of All Evil, and I am here to deal primarily with the wildlife in their retraining. However, should anyone else wish to be counseled in the ways of properly representing the Forces of Evil, I would be glad to oversee them as well.
[[i-intropost BE NICE also,
CAN SHE SMITE YOU? eta: OUT back soon, will pick up old/new threads asa guys I apologize for my major FAIL today but um,
LEAVING ON A JETPLANE]]