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[mistress_ofevil]

Well. So this is the famed Camp Fuck You Die, is it. Not much for decor, I must say. Still, I suppose it is acceptable. Perhaps I'll make a few changes here or there but for now, just one little thing.

[and with a BANG and a FLASH OF LIGHT there now exists one(1) FORBIDDEN MOUNTAIN over on that there side of the lake

Comments

[slaveforyuu]

. . . what.

[mistress_ofevil]

Hmm? A bit stringy, perhaps, but certainly acceptable.

[slaveforyuu]

I--

Acceptable for what? And I'm not stringy...

[mistress_ofevil]

Oh that doesn't matter. Tell me, child, what is it that makes you so...delectable?

[touch_sensitive]

...

[mistress_ofevil]

Do close your mouth. That's not very dignified at all.

[touch_sensitive]

You're kidding right? About... the whole... forces of evil thing... right?

[mistress_ofevil]

Kidding? Certainly not.

[astalavampire]

[OOC: Oh, so totally, totally breaking hiatus for this.]

[What... the hell. Just... what.]

I've always been under the impression that the forces of evil did just fine representing themselves without assistance.

[mistress_ofevil]

Quite a terrible mistake you've made then.

[astalavampire]

I've made a mistake? I don't think so.

[mistress_ofevil]

No? You're obviously wrong then, my dear.

[swornmyoaths]

How do you live on that mountain? Looks too hard to climb.

[mistress_ofevil]

The Mistress of All Evil has her ways that you mortals are not privy to.

[swornmyoaths]

Well yeah, but how do you get deliveries? Or visitors?

[mistress_ofevil]

Deliveries.

[sillyrabitricks]

...oh no way

[mistress_ofevil]

Oh yes way.

[sillyrabitricks]

The forces of Disney and Nick are going to collide soon. I just know it.

We must keep her from the sponge.

[mistress_ofevil]

Sponge, my dear?