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[mistress_ofevil]

Well. So this is the famed Camp Fuck You Die, is it. Not much for decor, I must say. Still, I suppose it is acceptable. Perhaps I'll make a few changes here or there but for now, just one little thing.

[and with a BANG and a FLASH OF LIGHT there now exists one(1) FORBIDDEN MOUNTAIN over on that there side of the lake

Comments

[swornmyoaths]

How do you live on that mountain? Looks too hard to climb.

[mistress_ofevil]

The Mistress of All Evil has her ways that you mortals are not privy to.

[swornmyoaths]

Well yeah, but how do you get deliveries? Or visitors?

[mistress_ofevil]

Deliveries.

[swornmyoaths]

Yeah, deliveries. Unless you eat at the Mess Hall, you'll need grocery deliveries!

[mistress_ofevil]

I believe that will be rather unnecessary.

[swornmyoaths]

If you say so, ma'am!

[mistress_ofevil]

I do.

[swornmyoaths]

What's your bird's name?

[mistress_ofevil]

Diablo. Come, my pet, and greet the young man.

[swornmyoaths]

Hello, Diablo sir.

[mistress_ofevil]

[Diablo looks at him, then squawks and hops back up to her shoulder]

[swornmyoaths]

He's a raven, isn't he? Don't think I've seen'em grow that big!

[mistress_ofevil]

He is indeed. A more loyal and intelligent pet, I could not have asked for.

[swornmyoaths]

They're supposed to be one of the smartest birds, I heard! But I'm kinda' biased towards dragons as far at pets go.

[mistress_ofevil]

I am quite partial towards dragons myself.