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[grown_a_bulge]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE!

The ones who get my car out of the bloody swamp won't get eaten. Get to it!

As for the rest of you, name's Spike. I'm your new morale counsellor, let's play nice.

((OOC: I'LL BE SLOW. Feel free to play amongst yourselves. Also can I fight/bite/kill you? ETA: Going to sleep soon, I'll pick up tomorrow. I LOVE YOU ALL ♥))

Comments

[anhero2usall]

. . . ?

[grown_a_bulge]

Car's right there, go on, I don't have all night.

[anhero2usall]

The whole camp is a swamp.

[grown_a_bulge]

Yes, yes I know the whole camp is a swamp. I want my car not to be stuck.

[oneofthefive]

...oh they'll give anyone counseling positions...

[grown_a_bulge]

The watcher too, this keeps getting better and better.

[oneofthefive]

Spike.

[grown_a_bulge]

[steps back from the crucifix]

So early on with the hostility. Honestly, Rupert I thought we were mates.

[getbackinthecar]

A car wouldn't be much use here.

[grown_a_bulge]

BLOODY HELL! LOOK YOU--

[grown_a_bulge]

...

Say something again.

[getbackinthecar]

. . . What?

[snakesonanin]

What if I want to be eaten?

[grown_a_bulge]

It's your lucky day, love.

[snakesonanin]

You're some sort of monster, huh?

[grown_a_bulge]

What gave it away? Was it the threat? I hate being obvious.

[yuumama]

Yeahhh, good luck with that.

[grown_a_bulge]

I am sensing a distinct lack of fear here.

[yuumama]

Am I supposed to be afraid?

[grown_a_bulge]

Did you miss the bit where I kill people?