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[grown_a_bulge]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE!

The ones who get my car out of the bloody swamp won't get eaten. Get to it!

As for the rest of you, name's Spike. I'm your new morale counsellor, let's play nice.

((OOC: I'LL BE SLOW. Feel free to play amongst yourselves. Also can I fight/bite/kill you? ETA: Going to sleep soon, I'll pick up tomorrow. I LOVE YOU ALL ♥))

Comments

[snakesonanin]

What if I want to be eaten?

[grown_a_bulge]

It's your lucky day, love.

[snakesonanin]

You're some sort of monster, huh?

[grown_a_bulge]

What gave it away? Was it the threat? I hate being obvious.

[snakesonanin]

To be fair, you could just be a pervert or something.

[grown_a_bulge]

No, no. Vampire.

[snakesonanin]

Ooooh, those guys that do the blood-sucking thing, huh? Sounds fun.

[grown_a_bulge]

You volunteering?

[snakesonanin]

What if I am?

[grown_a_bulge]

[shakes his head and it goes all BUMPY]

Well, love. It might hurt at first.

[snakesonanin]

...oh ew.

[grown_a_bulge]

You asked for it.

[gets clooooser]

[snakesonanin]

Should I warn you that I'm armed and dangerous?

[grown_a_bulge]

[low growling]

That's just encouraging me, pet.

[goes for the bite >9]

[snakesonanin]

[gfghjjhjjdkl;lkshgads]

Ah...

[grown_a_bulge]

[pushes her against a wall almost gently. Tasty blood ohmnomnom]