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[littlestsoldier]

Can we have a canonball competition or something? But no letting the walruses play judge, they're a bunch of bias assholes!

Second question, why is the fucking water purple?

((OOC: General onsen post. Mingle or whatever. Celebrate lj's return. And yes, the water is indeed purple.))

Comments

[hisbiggestfan]

Oh, great, just what I wanted out of a nice relaxing soak.

[catchemyoung]

. . . It's kinda . . . exotic?

[hisbiggestfan]

Exotic is palm trees and little drinks with umbrellas!

[catchemyoung]

Well, I mean, the walruses are definitely weird but the purple--maybe someone just had a weird colored bath bomb or something!

[graspingnittles]

Would purple water stop you from getting in though?

[littlestsoldier]

Hell no! I ain't afraid of girly-colored water!

[graspingnittles]

But what if it's got diseases? Or cooties?

[littlestsoldier]

I .....forgot about the cooties....

[desuexmachina]

. . . I think the real question is why so many humans see nothing wrong with bathing in obviously polluted water.

[littlestsoldier]

*shrugs* What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

[desuexmachina]

Or makes you terribly ill and bedridden. Though if that's what they wish to risk, I suppose it's their prerogative to do so~

[littlestsoldier]

Quite the little pessimist.

[shipsdontlie]

[dipping in a little strip of paper]

[littlestsoldier]

What are you doing?

[shipsdontlie]

[dipping in a different one!]

Testing!

[littlestsoldier]

Testing what though!

[ilpacock]

This is your only warning: I shall not abide by cannonballs.

[littlestsoldier]

Who made you the onsen king?

[ilpacock]

The onsen king is not 'made'.

He simply 'is'.

[littlestsoldier]

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!