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[latrine_orderly]

[And suddenly, should you choose to watch it, your laptop plays a video full of disturbing imagery and symbolism... or it would, if Excel had gotten around to actually making one. Instead you get a random link to the Ringu curse video or maybe an Excel Saga music video that's doing it wrong or maybe an episode of Sexy Commando, just because I like

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[as_apple_pie]

. . .

[latrine_orderly]

I'd think it's pretty clear which gives the better perform--oh, you mean why did he eat me? He just has a problem tolerating ACROSS's inherent superiority!

[as_apple_pie]

What did you do?

[latrine_orderly]

Let's see... kept him locked in a cell for a couple of weeks, interrogated him regularly, tested a few experimental drugs, tried to cheer him up about his dead sister, subjected him to my singing...

[as_apple_pie]

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[latrine_orderly]

Well I didn't think he'd GET FREE!