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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

Comments

[u_jerk]

...that's one way to stay covered.

[swiftamorato]

Points for creativity.

[u_jerk]

Bonus points for covering up somebody I never wanted to see naked.

[swiftamorato]

Come on, he can't be that bad.

[anyposition]

No really what the hell old man.

[doctor_badass]

I'm a helpless victim! A victim of the game~!

[anyposition]

Be a quieter helpless victim!

[doctor_badass]

I can't be quieter, the ball is responsible for commentary! They'll paint the ball horrid colors if I'm quiet.

[doctorquincy]

. . .

[doctor_badass]

Hey there, Ishida! Have a nice vacation?

[doctorquincy]

Where the hell have you been?

[doctor_badass]

I was trapped, trapped in the forest! The full explanation involves a long and detailed explanation on the gaming habits of a number of camp monsters which I don't really feel like relating any more than you feel like hearing.

[spring_spring]

...well.

[doctor_badass]

Have you been meditating on your lessons, old man?

[spring_spring]

...ah?

[doctor_badass]

Obviously not. FAILURE.

...Anyone get humiliated while I was gone?

[yuumama]

. . . Team what?

[doctor_badass]

Ikkimookalok! Or were they playing Team Rongaboodelydoo today? I've been awake a long time.

[yuumama]

You seem to lead an interesting life.

[doctor_badass]

Every day's a new adventure. Except when it's a continuation of the one from the day before, of course.