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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

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[anyposition]

No really what the hell old man.

[doctor_badass]

I'm a helpless victim! A victim of the game~!

[anyposition]

Be a quieter helpless victim!

[doctor_badass]

I can't be quieter, the ball is responsible for commentary! They'll paint the ball horrid colors if I'm quiet.

[anyposition]

Guess yer doomed to a technicolor nightmare, then.

[doctor_badass]

Last time they painted it white. *shudders as much as one can when stuck in clay*

[anyposition]

*There are not enough dots in this world.*

[doctor_badass]

*well it was BORING okay? D:*

[getrhythmic]

*This is a ribbon coming out of nowhere and pulling you into THE SHADOWS (tm). HI RANMA DARLING*

[anyposition]

*I THINK I SAW A PORN LIKE THIS ONCE*

fdjskalf;ds--KODACHI WHAT THE HELL

[getrhythmic]

*Clasping your hands in hers!*

Why, Ranma darling, you're back to normal! Well, relatively speaking anyway. I'm so happy for you!

[anyposition]

*POINTEDLY looking away from your...POINTS. Get the point?*

Yeah yeah yay me what're you doin out here?

[getrhythmic]

... I woke up out here. This, of course, should be impossible as I know I locked my hotel room after I retired to it for the night, but I suppose that's camp for you.

[anyposition]

...huh. Got an early warning, did ya.

[getrhythmic]

... hm? Oh, no, I do that every night.

[anyposition]

... Oh. right. Well.