IT'S CONQUERIN' TIME
In the developmental progress of mankind, there have been many false technological advents. Just as we now view eight tracks and casette tapes of things of a long-forgotten past, so too our descendants will view ELECTRICITY ITSELF! GO BACK, my children, back to the days when you wound your clock and it ran twenty minutes fast and someone in your immediate family died of consumption every third Tuesday! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! Yes, the power has been pulled and this camp is riper than a god-fearing banana... for conquest! Indeed, I have been preparing for this day, toiling and laboring, sweating and bleeding, stealing lots and lots of rubber bands, for the completion of the ULTIMATE WEAPON! Here's the time where you wake up from your "tl;dr" stupor, so I'll make the font a little bigger just so y'all gotta PAY ATTENTION! Because now, without your fancy electronics to stop me, EXCEL LORD IL PALAZZO REIGNS SUPREME! Bow to ACROSS's will, or face the wrath of...
THE ANALOG MECHA!
((Excel has built a fully-functional mecha that runs on clockwork and rubber bands and pedaling a bicycle.))
THE ANALOG MECHA!
((Excel has built a fully-functional mecha that runs on clockwork and rubber bands and pedaling a bicycle.))