IT'S CONQUERIN' TIME

[latrine_orderly]

In the developmental progress of mankind, there have been many false technological advents. Just as we now view eight tracks and casette tapes of things of a long-forgotten past, so too our descendants will view ELECTRICITY ITSELF! GO BACK, my children, back to the days when you wound your clock and it ran twenty minutes fast and someone in your

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[normalteenrobot]

...I'm really not sure how to react to that.

[_superdork_]

Jenny -- you're all right, right?

[normalteenrobot]

Oh, yes! My internal power wasn't affected. I can't recharge until the electricity comes back, though, so I've been keeping myself in Power Save mode. And sleeping a lot more. *ehehe*

[_superdork_]

Glad to hear it. I'm kind of in power-save mode myself.

[_superdork_]

...

*clap clap clap*

[latrine_orderly]

THE INGENUITY OF ACROSS TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!

[_superdork_]

I'm impressed. Really.

[latrine_orderly]

Impressed enough to surrender to the authority of ACROSS?

[slightly_anemic]

Captain Senior Excel, the navigation screen which is really more of a window tells me that we should bear left in order to avoid hitting that stand of trees.

[latrine_orderly]

Thank you, Ensign Ha-chan! Are the Physers* loaded?

* Physical Phasers, aka the big slingshots.

[slightly_anemic]

Yes, Captain, they're fully charged. Er, loaded. ... Ah, anyway, fire when ready!

[latrine_orderly]

Good work, Ensign! How's our hydraulic system? We have any Gatorade?

[master_of_mon]

*WHY DOES THIS SEEM NOT RIGHT TO ME*

[latrine_orderly]

Hey Li'l Bro!

[master_of_mon]

Yo, Big Sis! What are you guys doin'? And what's with the giant robot?

[latrine_orderly]

Conquerin' the camp! You like it? Made it myself, you know! With a little help of prison labor back when I had Flonne an' the doctor in there.

[latrine_orderly]

Only some of it!

[latrine_orderly]

IN THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE, THERE ARE NO MISSILES OR MACHINE GUNS. Don't make me knock down your cabin for IMPERTINENCE!