Let's play!

[the_wildcat]

HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST DO

1. Take a fortune cookie!

2. put your dick in that cookie OPEN the fortune cookie!

3. EAT the cookie!

4. Read the fortune!

5. Add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune, if you're a bad enough dude.

Mine says~

"It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it."

In bed. . . . HEY.

(( some places to find fortune cookies online! here, here, here, here, THERE ARE LOTS OF SITES |D

. . . and this site kinda has to be seen to be believed. ))