Let's play!

[the_wildcat]

HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST DO

1. Take a fortune cookie!

2. put your dick in that cookie OPEN the fortune cookie!

3. EAT the cookie!

4. Read the fortune!

5. Add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune, if you're a bad enough dude.

Mine says~

"It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it."

In bed. . . . HEY.

(( some

Comments

[voodoochef]

Calamity is the touchstone of a brave mind?

I think I prefer my fortunes.

[the_wildcat]

I don't even know what that means! Your fortunes?

[voodoochef]

Certainly. Would you like a demonstration?

[the_wildcat]

Yeah yeah yeah show me!

[snakesonanin]

What happened last night can happen again ...in bed.

Funny, what happened last night was already in bed.

[the_wildcat]

Pft, yeah RIGHT. Unless it just involved you!

[snakesonanin]

I slept with someone.

[the_wildcat]

RULES, ANKO I'm not an idiot!

[but_a_wolf]

Fear is only one option. Choose faith and watch the power of God work in your life in bed.

[deusvobiscum]

...............................

[but_a_wolf]

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[but_a_wolf]

Good evening, Akito.

[acatisntfinetoo]

Oh, what the hell. *cracks open a cookie* *eats* *unfolds*

... "You are good with children and small animals."

...

... No. Just... No.

((This is a real fortune I got once, when some friends and I were playing the 'in bed' game. True story.))

[the_wildcat]

[CHOKES]

FAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[boner_for_oro]

"Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

How is that a fortune?

[the_wildcat]

I dunno, but it sounds kinda creepy. Especially in bed. That a new fetish? YOU'RE NOT HIGH ANYMORE

[boner_for_oro]

High?

[the_wildcat]

You don't remember anything? YOU'RE RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST?