Let's play!

[the_wildcat]

HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST DO

1. Take a fortune cookie!

2. put your dick in that cookie OPEN the fortune cookie!

3. EAT the cookie!

4. Read the fortune!

5. Add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune, if you're a bad enough dude.

Mine says~

"It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it."

In bed. . . . HEY.

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Comments

[voodoochef]

Calamity is the touchstone of a brave mind?

I think I prefer my fortunes.

[the_wildcat]

I don't even know what that means! Your fortunes?

[voodoochef]

Certainly. Would you like a demonstration?

[the_wildcat]

Yeah yeah yeah show me!

[voodoochef]

You are prepared. Very well.

Hmm. It appears that the planets have a rather unusual fortune in store for you.

[the_wildcat]

What what whaaaaaat?

[voodoochef]

The recent celestial movements seem to mean that the people closest to you will be assaulted by custard cream puffs.

[the_wildcat]

Huh? . . . Oooh, dessert!

[voodoochef]

I'm afraid so.

[adonis_coil]

Minagawa-san reads fortunes?

[voodoochef]

It is a hobby of mine.

[adonis_coil]

Minagawa-san has all manner of unexpected talents.

[voodoochef]

I am flattered you think so.

[adonis_coil]

One should not be flattered by what is merely the truth~ I wonder if you would be willing sometime, though I do know Minagawa-san's time is precious...

[voodoochef]

Does Ayame-san have something specific in mind?

[adonis_coil]

Hmm, it would depend, I suppose. The thing I'd considered.. In a way, I should like to know if there was happiness for a friend, but I don't think he'd even believe it were it divined. A sadly pessimistic type... So, it would only be a casual curiosity.