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[classprotector]

Okay, so...a couple months ago? Actually like five months ago, wow, time really flies when you're...stuck in a summer camp full of angry undead. Which is sort of like having fun. In the not way. Anyway. A while ago we had this dance thing. With a twist, which was that you signed up and someone else set you up with a date. And you set them up

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[inpignation]

I might be too much of an old fogey, huh, but if you need someone to make a nuisance of themselves at two guys, I'm pleased to say I'm considered a pro.

[classprotector]

I'm sure we could find you someone. But nuisancing is always in.

[inpignation]

Good to hear! It wouldn't be a counsellor position without the ability to busy-body at a couple of kids, huh. Just say the word and I'm yours.

[classprotector]

I'll let you know if there's resistance. You can be the muscle.

[beenwithamazon]

I'd say sign me up, but I'm sort of worried about the ring of pedophilia that has to it.

[classprotector]

We do have other counselors you could go with.

[beenwithamazon]

Do you have a guarantee that nobody's going to stick me with a ten year old? Like a sticker or something? Can I get my money back?

[classprotector]

Do we have a ten-year-old? And what happens if your date starts out, like, thirty and deages?

[bewareofnun]

A dance, huh. Sure, why not? Hopefully we can keep the whole zero-casualty thing going.

[classprotector]

That's always my goal with dances. So far I'm doing okay.

[bewareofnun]

Good to know. How crazy did it get at the first one, anyway?

[classprotector]

Pretty crazy. A disco ball just came out of nowhere.

[toiletseat_girl]

Another one, huh?

[classprotector]

I was bored.

[toiletseat_girl]

Must've been. 'Cause if I remember right, the last one had the entire camp show up. And a disco ball.

[classprotector]

Definitely disco ball, but not the entire camp.

[runningmouth]

Hey, I learned to tango last time. Obviously it's educational. Sign me up.

[classprotector]

You learned? Man, I'm outlawing learning this time. We can't have that.

[runningmouth]

Well, I'm not sure it was the tango, but it was something. Does it count as learning if I don't know what I learned?

[classprotector]

Partial learning credit. If learning from dances were a class, you'd get a C.