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[classprotector]

Okay, so...a couple months ago? Actually like five months ago, wow, time really flies when you're...stuck in a summer camp full of angry undead. Which is sort of like having fun. In the not way. Anyway. A while ago we had this dance thing. With a twist, which was that you signed up and someone else set you up with a date. And you set them up

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[beenwithamazon]

I'd say sign me up, but I'm sort of worried about the ring of pedophilia that has to it.

[classprotector]

We do have other counselors you could go with.

[beenwithamazon]

Do you have a guarantee that nobody's going to stick me with a ten year old? Like a sticker or something? Can I get my money back?

[classprotector]

Do we have a ten-year-old? And what happens if your date starts out, like, thirty and deages?

[beenwithamazon]

I think we range from about six years up. And then I feel awkward and babysit. Possibly I'll hold my date upside down by her ankles or give her shoulder carries. Again, awkward.

[classprotector]

See, that sounds fun for your date. But I'll see about the adult people.

[beenwithamazon]

Then I guess I'm in. Does this mean I get to meddle with other folks, too?

[classprotector]

That's the idea.

[beenwithamazon]

Shiny. I'm all about the meddling.

[classprotector]

Good to have you on board.

[beenwithamazon]

Arr, I've never served with a finer crew. Or something. Do we draw names from a hat or what?

[classprotector]

I was just gonna set it up. I'll let you know who you got in a couple days.

[beenwithamazon]

Alright then.

So this is not-so-secretly for your husband?

[classprotector]

A little. He wanted to go dancing, so I'm experimenting.

[beenwithamazon]

Just cause, or you got a celebration-y something going on?

[classprotector]

We've got an anniversary coming up.